The Best of BBC Southern Counties
Featuring Tommy Boyd and Allison Ferns 2004 to 2006
CLASSIC AUDIO FROM 25TH SEPTEMBER 2004
MARA CALLS: A classic call sent in via email thanks to Steve from Tommy's second Southern Counties show. Burglary and fox hunting...(11 mins)
THE FISH AND THE BOAT - 23rd OCT 2004
MARY EMAILS: Tommy asks Mary from Winchester for her wisdom which results in a night of hilarity as the majority of the listening audience appear not to understand the error in her wisdom. (18 minutes)
THE FISH AND THE BOAT AND THE URINE - 30th OCT 2004
MORE FISH: Mary from Winchester's wisdom carries on into the following show, and somehow urine enters the mix. Mary now she wants to take issue with the urine... (12 minutes)
AND THE COMPLAINTS ROLL IN - 30th OCT 2004
HEDGE CALLS: An old lady named Hedge calls the show to complain about the music that isn't being played. She doesn't like what's on, but can't explain what it is she wants in its place. Cracking argument (approx 6 minutes)
SALLY IN CRAWLEY: Sally has just come back from a business trip and won't be listening to Southern Counties again... (3 minutes)
TONY IS A MEDIUM: Tony in Brighton calls up to accuse Tommy of being arrogant, and argues that he shouldn't be on (10 minutes)
TOMMY BOYD SHOW - 6TH NOVEMBER 2004
FISH, URINE, STAUNTON AND ABORTION: Tommy's not happy losing an hour, listeners opinions on Bob Staunton, Bob calls to complain, more want Tommy to drink urine, Allison accused of sickening remarks never said, and Mary from Winchester is NICE? (17 mins)
DAVE CALLS: Dave wants to complain about Tommy calling pensioners spongers
TOMMY BOYD SHOW HIGHLIGHTS - 20TH NOVEMBER 2004
HIGHLIGHTS FROM TB: Another great show,amusing discussions with size of Tommy's manhood, Allison's wedding date confusion (the listeners jump to her rescue), and the obscurity of nursery rhyme meaning is on the agenda. (23 mins)
TOMMY BOYD SHOW HIGHLIGHTS - 27TH NOVEMBER 2004
Here are the highlights from the 27th November show. Split into two because of the length of the Fred call!
HIGHLIGHTS FROM TB: Tommy's new look is discussed, more on Nursery Rhymes, complaints, Bob is mentioned a few times and stripping! Great stuff! (12 mins)
FRED CALLS: Fred calls in to put Tommy to task on the issue of charity; but ends up being put to task himself as showrunner. Judge how well he does for yourself. (26 mins)
TOMMY BOYD SHOW HIGHLIGHTS - 4TH DECEMBER 2004
HIGHLIGHTS FROM TB: Amongst the discussions this week: Racism, the inability to urinate in public, what uniforms turn Tommy and Allison on and much much more. (22 mins)
CHRISTMAS TALK: Tommy and Allison discuss the upcoming Christmas and Christmas past. (12 mins)
TOMMY BOYD SHOW HIGHLIGHTS - 11TH DECEMBER 2004
HIGHLIGHTS FROM TB: Heated debate between Tommy and Allison about The X Factor, more penis talk, intimate touching, even more penis talk, and Matthew Kelly amongst the nights topics. (34 mins)
TOMMY BOYD'S STAR TREK NIGHT - 18TH DECEMBER 2004
FULL STAR TREK SHOW: Tommy sets the topic for discussion and makes a case for his views on Star Trek. Callers swarm from the United States none of which have heard his unique theory before...!
EXCLUSIVE STAR TREK NIGHT TRAILER 1: Tommy made this for the Shrine in order to entice callers in for Star Trek night. This trailer never aired but was posted to thousands on the internet.
EXCLUSIVE STAR TREK NIGHT TRAILER 2: Trailer created after Star Trek night to provoke a few Trekkies into downloading the show.
EXCLUSIVE STAR TREK NIGHT TRAILER 3: Another Star Trek night trail, this time Alan Caddick reads out a genuine message board comment that someone posted online in one of the Star Trek forums (Save Enterprise):
One fan site decided to put a lot of effort in creating a plaque for Tommy:
Tommy's response to the plaque:
"The guys with the plaque can't spell "contemptible" - unless they do mean "contempable" which comes from contemper; means to moderate."
TOMMY BOYD HIGHLIGHTS - 1ST JANUARY 2005
GENERAL HIGHLIGHTS: General discussion highlights including talk about The Human Zoo, complaints about penis discussions on Christmas day, the stupidity of emailers, and The Sound of Music! (18 mins)
STAR TREK EMAILS: Talk about the Trek show, and the Star Trek fans are still hanging on to their phasers and are still emailing in wanting a piece of the action too...
MARTIN CALLS: Martin from Middle-Hampton calls which ends in an argument about the use of words and the boring topic of by-passes. (8.5 mins)
OPINIONS: Diane emails in claiming everyone has a right to express an opinion - bad move, on THIS show NO-ONE has a right to express an opinion! (5 mins)
TSUNAMI PART1: Tommy and Allison discuss the Tsunami, Mary calls in arguing we can prevent earthquakes by not chopping rainforests down... Tommy isn't happy about and takes her on! And Allison gets a negative phone call afterward!
TSUNAMI PART2: Another Mary calls in shortly after to tell Tommy she understand the point the previous Mary was trying to make (could one of these be the famous Winchester Mary of fish boat fame???), creating another heated debate. (8 mins)
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